The video is priceless (not allowing embedding is whack) but the song is ALL about the last spiel "The Juice" gives at the end (in bold). "I will never be the saaame.."
(Props to Dave Chappelle on this one)
Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain Lyrics (credits with a lot of edits by me at the end)
CHORUS:
I saw you (and him) walking in the rain
You were holding hands and I'll never be the same.
Tossing and turning another sleepless night
The rain crashes against my window pane
Jumped into my car didn't drive too far
That moment I knew I would never be the same.
CHORUS
CHORUS
Now here you are begging to me
To give our love another try
Girl I love you and I always will
But darling right now I've got to say goodbye
'Cause
CHORUS
CHORUS
(I saw you)
Hey
hey baby
how ya doin'
come on in here
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Listen first things first
let me hang up the coat
Yeah how was your day today, did you miss me?
You did? Yeah you did?
I missed you too I missed you so much I followed you today
That's right
Now close your mouth 'cause you're cold busted
Now just sit down here, sit down here
I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
My first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead, I chilled
That's right
Chilled
Then I went down to the bank
And took out every dime
Than I went and cancelled all your credit cards...
Yeah
All your charge accounts
Yeah
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
Yeah, that's right, everything
Everything
Get fly with me
Nah don't go lookin' in that closet
'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room
That's right
What was you thinking about?
Huh
What were you trying to prove?
Huh
You's with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
Cause you're still young
That's right you're still young
I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this
You know
You're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, hush puppy wearing crumpcake I saw you with
Cause you dismissed!
That's right
Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that.
You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!
This is my world, you're just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat...
kewlmuzik

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